THREE PROS
*The guy on the last page is really good-looking; oh, and mirrors are the best
*The animals all have smiles on their faces
*The train is colorful -- although the track is designed to cause a massive disaster
THREE CONS
*There is a quote on the back cover calling the book "...an instant hit" and is credited to "Child"; if Child magazine said this, we should boycott that publication for at least a year as punishment unless the whole sentence the quote was pulled from was "This is the worst book ever and one we would never classify as an instant hit"; my guess is that she was able to sucker one child into parroting these three words so she could use it as a testimonial
*$7 divided by 18 words yields 39 cents per word; at that rate each copy of War and Peace should fetch a little more than $33 million
*Last time I checked, an owl says "hoo" and not "who" -- and I refuse to give her a pass
ONE DAD'S OPINION
I firmly believe Laden should return every penny she made off of Peek-a Poo. Yes, we all know children in this age range can't get enough of Peekaboo. Well, here's a game for your kids...head to your local bookstore and grab any copies of this book...hold up these books in front of them and then cover the books with a shirt, towel, napkin, etc...drop said books in the nearest trash can...lift up the now empty shirt/towel/napkin and say "Peekaboo"...then head home for ice cream. The end. Spoiler alert: I am going to be making a Peek-a-Stew® out of this book when I Destroy it, so head down to the video section to see my recipe!
ONE DAD'S OPINION
I firmly believe Laden should return every penny she made off of Peek-a Poo. Yes, we all know children in this age range can't get enough of Peekaboo. Well, here's a game for your kids...head to your local bookstore and grab any copies of this book...hold up these books in front of them and then cover the books with a shirt, towel, napkin, etc...drop said books in the nearest trash can...lift up the now empty shirt/towel/napkin and say "Peekaboo"...then head home for ice cream. The end. Spoiler alert: I am going to be making a Peek-a-Stew® out of this book when I Destroy it, so head down to the video section to see my recipe!
2 comments:
You have terrible taste in books... but you are very funny : )
Just an FYI to our newer readers: Due to popular demand, I Destroyed my Destroy video section since many people thought it was offensive.
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